Actually this is a filler post. I've hit a little dry spell right now, though I did have some posts planned for this week. Lets just say some of them needed some major revisions due to some unforeseen circumstances. But its Monday, and I have neither class or work, which is an anomaly, and I have nothing to do so I figured I'd write some stuff. I knew if I didn't write anything soon, I would actually go insane, more insane than I already am. So here we go.
Ok this is pretty freaky, I am listening to a new album right now for the first time as I am writing this, and just as I typed "here we go again" this song just came and the singer said "here we go again." That's a true story. Oh and the band is called Freaky Age, which is even more freaky. I guess someone up there wants time to keep writing this bullshit. Anyway, the good news is that this is my last full trimester. And then I've got one class left to take in the summer, which is no big deal. So I'm coming around the home stretch now, and then I'm screwed.
Lets get to the topic you've all been waiting for; my beard. For those of you who haven't seen me recently you have been missing out on a pretty grizzly beard, almost "wolverinish" as many of you have suggested. I just got my haircut about a week ago by another human being. Most of you know I usually cut my hair myself, but I figured I needed a hair reset. She did an awesome job, and in combination with my beard I really got the look I was going for. It's actually part of my five step plan to becoming my favorite super hero, Wolverine.
Step 1: Get a jacket Wolverine would wear........ Check, I also got some sweet wolverine t-shirts.
Step 2: Get an awesome haircut...................Check, its super awesome thanks to my hair stylist.
Lets get to the topic you've all been waiting for; my beard. For those of you who haven't seen me recently you have been missing out on a pretty grizzly beard, almost "wolverinish" as many of you have suggested. I just got my haircut about a week ago by another human being. Most of you know I usually cut my hair myself, but I figured I needed a hair reset. She did an awesome job, and in combination with my beard I really got the look I was going for. It's actually part of my five step plan to becoming my favorite super hero, Wolverine.
Step 1: Get a jacket Wolverine would wear........ Check, I also got some sweet wolverine t-shirts.
Step 2: Get an awesome haircut...................Check, its super awesome thanks to my hair stylist.
Step 3: Get an awesome beard.....Check, I had to get past some psychological barriers, but I did it.
Step 4: Get super strong and jacked............Check and check. A little too easy if you ask me.
Step 5: Get an adamantium skeleton and blades implanted in my hands.....I'm still working on this one. My game plan is to somehow break every bone in my body, so they'll have to replace my whole skeleton, and I'll pay them extra for the claws.
Step 5: Get an adamantium skeleton and blades implanted in my hands.....I'm still working on this one. My game plan is to somehow break every bone in my body, so they'll have to replace my whole skeleton, and I'll pay them extra for the claws.
Anyway I digress, I just needed to get that in writing. So for those of you looking for hard evidence of my insanity, there's some right there. I'm trying to remember what the hell I actually wanted to write about in this one. Oh, my beard. I think I have plenty of time to do this whole Wolverine thing, so I am going to be shaving my beard off pretty soon. The tentative date is Saturday March 12, so if anyone wants to get one last look, you better hurry because it won't be here for long. I honestly can't wait to get this crap off my face. I just had one of my customers tell me last week that I should shave, meanwhile this guy had a frigging Santa Clause beard. I just had an idea, I am going to make a poll on whether or not to shave my beard. It will be fun, my destiny and the fate of the world will be in your hands. Hopefully I won't lose all my strength, if and when I shave my beard off like Samson. That would suck.
Last point I want to touch upon, because its 2 in the afternoon, and I have yet to leave my room, is my million dollar idea/waste of time. I read online the other day that this emo chick has been writing books for kindle. She only charges 3 dollars per download, and she makes a few million a year. Worst part about it is that she isn't even hot. No but seriously, thats pretty amazing. Whats even more amazing is that her books are about monsters. So I figure if I can write some bullshit and get even a few thousand people to buy it, I could be making some serious dough. The current working title for my book is "How to make a million dollars by writing a book for kindle." I think it sounds promising. I am also thinking about writing a novel, "Memoirs of an Idiot" or "Stories of a Fool" either one sounds good to me. So when the time comes I expect all of you to shell out some cash for my books. I am counting on each and every one of you. Yes, all three of you.
With that I will leave you, I have to get to the gym. Damn, it feels good to just keep typing without thinking...until I eventually get arrested for this. But as long as it's funny, it's worth it it. And if its not funny, I apologize for wasting your time. I hopefully be back soon with some good posts. With summer around the corner, I sense a bunch of good food reviews heading our way. Big Gay Icecream truck anyone? I'll be back soon, Bub.
Middle Brother- Middle Brother by therecordcrate
Last point I want to touch upon, because its 2 in the afternoon, and I have yet to leave my room, is my million dollar idea/waste of time. I read online the other day that this emo chick has been writing books for kindle. She only charges 3 dollars per download, and she makes a few million a year. Worst part about it is that she isn't even hot. No but seriously, thats pretty amazing. Whats even more amazing is that her books are about monsters. So I figure if I can write some bullshit and get even a few thousand people to buy it, I could be making some serious dough. The current working title for my book is "How to make a million dollars by writing a book for kindle." I think it sounds promising. I am also thinking about writing a novel, "Memoirs of an Idiot" or "Stories of a Fool" either one sounds good to me. So when the time comes I expect all of you to shell out some cash for my books. I am counting on each and every one of you. Yes, all three of you.
With that I will leave you, I have to get to the gym. Damn, it feels good to just keep typing without thinking...until I eventually get arrested for this. But as long as it's funny, it's worth it it. And if its not funny, I apologize for wasting your time. I hopefully be back soon with some good posts. With summer around the corner, I sense a bunch of good food reviews heading our way. Big Gay Icecream truck anyone? I'll be back soon, Bub.
Middle Brother- Middle Brother by therecordcrate
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